Oh, Capitalism. I can only imagine what was going through your mind at this moment. So, you’ve manifested as “merch”. I can only imagine what that means to you as well. Cute ole Capitalism. Look it’s now on some keychains delivered by the UPS truck. Oh look, it’s being weaved into a cozy warm sweatshirt. I feel you Cap. I see you peeking out from under that heavy fur coat of crony-capitalism and hyper-consumerism that crushes your reputation. I see you Capitalism. And I love the charities that you benefit through voluntarism, too. ~Despina
